Tescos bans the pyjama gang

I must admit, as I drive through Birkenhead on the way to work, I never fail to be highly amused and entertained by the shockingly dressed lazy chavs in their pjs and rotting fake ugg boots. It's like driving through the set of 'Shaun of the Dead' each morning! What Sir Terry Lehay should be doing now is bringing out a range of specially designed Tesco's pyjamas with little pockets sewn in all over them for things like pay-as-you-go mobile phones, 10 packs of cheap cigarettes, a rolled up copy of the latest Elizabeth Duke jewellery catalogue, bottles of Frosty Jack cider (or Special Brew for the 'gents') and, of course, a special pocket for their extensively used and well-thumbed benefits books. Maybe they could be finished in a nice off-white terry towelling effect with black arrows on them! Far from banning these lazy muppets from the store, he should be encouraging them in and making some money out of them. It also gives me something to laugh at whilst I'm choosing my cheese. There is a chance of course, that it might not be utter, utter laziness that keeps these folks in their pyjamas all day, maybe they only stay in their pyjamas for convenience sake because they spend so much time trying to reproduce more of their own kind.